Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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