If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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