who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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