woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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