nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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