May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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