Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think a kid would responsible me up
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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