It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Everyone says I win the strip club
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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