i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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