just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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