also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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