Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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