guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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