Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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