You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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