Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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