in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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