Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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