hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
We are two peas in an std pod
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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