I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
