have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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