I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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