I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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