forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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