? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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