CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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