She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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