party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
