I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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