you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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