I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize