i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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