Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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