Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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