I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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