Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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