Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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