Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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