You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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