Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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