Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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