Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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