He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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