quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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