FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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