so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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