ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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