awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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