We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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