in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The air was thick with penises
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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