Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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