It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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