Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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