Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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