Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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