Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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