come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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