he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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